CHRISTMAS TO-DO LIST
(WHEN YOU'RE TIRED OF SHOPPING)
❅ Vacation in a wilderness cabin and discover a hunk living next door.
❅ Indulge in a harmless affair, then return home and realize you can't live without him.
❅ Pine away…I mean really pine. Dream about him every night, forget your purse, pour salt into your coffee, etc.…
❅ Discover the man of your dreams straddling an electric Merry Christmas sign, ranting something about a "marry-me Christmas."
❅ Say "I do"! (After all, he can cook!)